Welcome to Artnudzz, the Emperor Has No
Clothes! Artnudzz is an online art and
entertainment magazine featuring artist
portfolios, articles, critiques, revues and
yes, the occasional nude (you know tasteful
artsy fart ones not the full-on engorged hairy
labia/ (get it?) penile stuff you find on
lesser sites) Artnudzz Magazine is designed to
direct the discriminating art collector,
dealer and museum director to the works of art
they should own, artists they should represent
and collections they should acquire. (of
course, we don't discriminate, you can be an
idiot too. We don't really care, we're more
than happy to take your money, accept your
shows and assist you in making prudent
acquisitions. We deserve it! Really! Of
course, if you acquire excellent art, you
wouldn't be an idiot now would you?). We hope
to accomplish all this in a way that is
entertaining, enlightening and just plain
farking fun. Artnudzz on occasion will also
provide aspiring artists with features that
will help them in their careers. We are under
construction but watch for up coming feature
articles such as "The Artist's Survival Kit",
"The Gallery Response Page", "Immaculate
Rejection", El Nino, La Nina and "The New
Triteness Movement"