Artnudzz table of contents

Feetures
10 Punk Ceramics: "Crocks o' Crap"
        Since the late sixties the West Coast ceramic art movement known as
        "Funk" has been on the throne. Well Funk, it is time wipe your ass and to get of
        the pot, there's a new turd in town.

20 Gallery Response Sheet
        Artists tired of being lied to by galleries? Galleries, tired of letting down crappy
        artists? Free yourself from the drudgery of rejection. Try the Gallery Response
        Page.

30 Immaculate Rejection
       When a few terse sentences will simply not do. Don't become another martyr enter
       into gallery sainthood. Leave your standard form letters behind and behold the
       Immaculate Rejection. (brought to you by Paulmark)

40 Universal Artist Statement
       The Holy Babel - by Fred Babb
       Artists, if you are stumped on writing that quintessential "Artist Statement" this
       eloquent and concise statement can be very helpful to all of you with writers block.

60 Gag Pricing
Follow these 10 easy steps and you too can be a successful artist.

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Please do not send entire portfolio. We will request one if necessary.

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Bohica Publishing Group - Publisher

Ogelthorpe Brown- Editor in Chief

Alika Brown -Nice Ass. Editor

Fredrico Babal - Editor whose Large

Anthony Pigmypolis -art director/technical director

Akila Pigmypollis -Account rep

"In search of the Holy Grail"